The Mad Olive: A Men's Guide to Getting Social and Drink Hustling

A Short Story From Chicago…Enjoy!

“We are at a local bar watching LSU play Florida.  Big game of the year, and everyone is drinking their faces off, AWESOME!

What happens when you drink?  What goes in must come out…but we have a slight problem.  The bathroom in the bar is out of commission.  This lead to the events that followed…

What bar doesn’t fix their Pisser ASAP?  At least set up a bucket in the corner or something.  Anyways, for bathroom breaks we are forced into crossing the street to the next bar.  Which I am sure the owner was thrilled about.

I am standing in the stall, so I missed the whole thing go down.  But when I walk out my buddy goes “Holy shit did you just see that?”  I replied “see what?”

Apparently this guy was peeing at his urinal, when some random dude bursts in.  He then whips it out and starts peeing at the same urinal as this guy.

SO there they are buddied up, 2 swords, one urinal. If you are a female, you might not appreciate how awkward this could be.  Urinals are meant for one dude, and ONE dude only.

The guy goes “WTF are you doing?”

Random dude replies “Oh, my bad, I thought you were my buddy Steve, that was you hanging out there with the fat chick, right?”

The guy replies “No, I have now idea who the fuck you are!”

The funny thing is the guy doesn’t stop peeing…

In TOTAL disbelief the guy looks down at both of their wieners and goes:

“Dude, You just fucking pissed all over my knuckles.”

At this point the random dude took off running.  I cannot BELIEVE a fight didn’t break out!

WOWZERS!”

Our Thoughts…

• Sword Fighting is not acceptable in public…or past the age of 13.
• Unbelievable the random guy wasn’t beat up on principle.
• Than he accuses him of hanging with fat chicks?  Fighting words.
  
• We hear urine cures warts…
  

Tags: funny, Humor, Readers Stories, sword fighting, who does that?

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