Its officially Haunted House Season. Similar to Wedding Season, only your not rip down drunk singing Love Shack with 4 bridesmaids.
None the less, haunted houses make the best date EVER! Dont believe us? We put together 5 reasons to never doubt The Mad Olive.
5 Reasons Haunted Houses Make the Best Date EVER:
1. Whip Some Demon Ass
The element of “fake danger” is the MAIN MOJO behind a haunted house date. You instantly become her knight in shining armor. Just lead her through and whip some demon ass!
Most girls will roll their eyes at this statement. But watch when they actually get in and latch on like frightened kittens.
Translation: Your totally in…
2. Relive Childhood Memories
We are not getting too psychologically deep with this one.
The Theory: Replicate something from a woman’s childhood and share that experience with her = Instant Connection!
Women love making emotional connections. Men love blow jobs and making sandwiches. Its science…
The deepest rooted connections stem from childhood. Which means, she probably went to a haunted house with her father as a child.
Did you make the connection?
3. Sure Beats Dinner and a Movie
How many countless d-bags have asked her out to dinner and a movie? Lets fathom…100? 1000? 5000?
How many times have YOU been asked out for dinner and a movie? Once? Twice? Say 3 and we call bullshit.
Point being, women get asked out all the time. From the time she first grew perky little breast, men were all over her. She is bored with typical dating. Stand out, do something engaging and add excitement.
Creativity transfers to the bedroom my friends.
4. Bang For The Buck
Haunted houses are generally inexpensive. For 20-30 bones the two of you can have a great time. Skip expensive wines and steak dinners. Slam a bottle of Boone’s Farm and let the haunting begin!
Side Note: Drinking before entering the haunted house only makes things hilarious. If you plan to execute the role of “The Protector,” dont get loaded before…do that after wards.
5. Know Where You Stand
So you take this chick to a haunted house. Through the whole experience, not once does she grab you, rally behind, let you lead the way, or attempt a hot make out session in the dark.
This is a tall tell sign, she’s not into you. BAIL! BAIL! BAIL!
Tell her you need to get home and untie this girl you met last night because its “feeding time.” It’s a sure fire way to end the date…or get you arrested.
What do you guys think? Have you ever taken a chick to a haunted house? Are we completely making all this bullshit up?
Tags: dating, funny, halloween, haunted houses, Humor, whip some demon ass
Every time I read one of the posts here, I marvel at the service you’re providing us.
Quality.
I love Haunted Houses. You do such a service all of the men out there.
Favorite part:
“Tell her you need to get home and untie this girl you met last night because its “feeding time.” It’s a sure fire way to end the date…or get you arrested.”
number 3 is the real reason, for me anyway. a little thought will go a long, long way.
@Lana
I totally agree…it probably is the most important. Hell, meeting up for a shopping date at the mall isnt a bad idea either. Try on clothes together, eat mall chinese, and push her down the escalator. All in good fun:)
Latch on like frighented kittens.. LOL, its so true
except, if I don’t latch on/let you lead the way/attempt a hot makeout session in a HAUNTED HOUSE, it doesnt mean I don’t like you..
@Surge
I understand that, but a Haunted House can be a great indicator if a girl is into you. There are always exceptions to the rules:)
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