It’s The Mad Olive Drinking Game Day!
Do you have the skills to conquer wizard stardom? Are you a level 80 drinking wizard?
Welcome to the glorious drinking game called “Wisest Wizard.” Here’s what you will need:
- Two People
- Canned Beverages
- 1 Roll Duct Tape
- Hard Liquor
- 1 Shot Glass per Player
Rules:
1. Decide on Prize
No point of playing a game without something to win. It can be ANYTHING. Just make it mutually accepted between players.
Cheeseburgers are always great constellation prizes…
2. Set a Boss Level
Boss levels should be decided before play. Make it easy…every three levels you have to fight a boss.
EX: Fight a boss at the end of level 3, 6, 9, 12, etc…
3. Start boozing
All players crack their first beer at the same time. This is considered Level 1. To complete Level 1 you must finish your beer. Upon finishing your first beer, you are then deemed a “Level 1 Wizard.”
SAVE that beer can. With each level completed you will duct tape another empty beer can on top of the last one. Thus building your “wizard staff.”
EX: 3 Beer Can Wizard Staff = Level 3 Wizard
4. Boss Fighting
Upon finishing your third beer, you cannot become a Level 3 Wizard until you fight a boss…which means taking a shot!
The liquor is of your choice, but you have to name it “Boss [insert liquor name].”
EX: Boss Patron or Boss Jager Bomb
Side Note: All players are encouraged to help fight a boss, but they will still have to fight their own boss upon reaching every 3rd level.
5. Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Whoever has the largest Wizard Staff at the end of the night wins!
Enjoy that crave case dude…you earned it.
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