Have you seen this shit?
Bacon flavored vodka? Ass in a bottle?
Black Rock Spirits located in Seattle, WA are the creators of this lovely product. Quite frankly, what do you drink it with?
Look, this is the best of both worlds: Bacon and Booze. Be a man, crush that drink! Below are examples of bacon vodka drinks:
1. Hoggin’ Mary
Bacon makes anything delicious, even tomato juice. Typically we prefer Bloody Marys to be heavy on the vodka. But how much bacon flavored vodka you can dump into one drink? Is there such thing as bacon overload?
No, splash in some tomato juice and chug! Its 7am, work doesn’t start for another hour, time to dominate. Besides, tomatoes are good for you…
2. Bacon Screwed
Orange juice and vodka is an American classic. Kick it up a notch with a hint of bacon. Breakfast just became obsolete, now you can drink your breakfast!
Side Note: We assume bacon vodka is high in protein…
3. Red Bull and Bacon Vodka
Fuck it, it taste awesome with regular vodka. Can you imagine throwing some bacon on it?
This is similar to sleeping with two women at one time, 2 bags of Cheetos dropping in the vending machine, or multiple BOOM HEADSHOTS in Halo. Either way your crushing equally awesome things.
4. The Pork n’ Berries
A typical Cape Cod consist of cranberry juice and vodka. 50/50 blend if your any respectable drinker. Why not slide a little pork in with your berries?
Women especially enjoy The Pork n’ Berries injection. Next time your at a bar, walk up to her and smoothly ask “Can I interest you in The Pork n’ Berries?”
60% of the time it works, every time…
5. You Decide! Leave us your BEST Bakon Vodka Concoctions and comments below!
Yes, this is your chance to shine, make us proud, we want to know what drinks you can dream up…
Tags: bacon, bacon vodka, bakon vodka, bloody mary, drinks, wtf
I do really want to try the hoggin’ mary….what about balon vodka and grapefruit juice?
What exactly is Balon Vodka? Do tell…
I have tried the Three Olives Bubblegum Vodka…while it sounds horrible, its actually pretty mild. We just took straight chilled shots…can’t really imagine mixing it.
I could see Bacon Vodka being a mild hint of bacon like bubblegum vodka. What do you think?
I just ate bacon for breakfast and something was sorely lacking… your post made me realize that breakfast was not complete without the delicious sting of some bacon-infused vodka. I always get a bacon martini at the Double Down here in Vegas. Mmmm damned yummy.
-=- christopher
Can you cook with it?
@Christopher
So it is delicious? It currently not offered in the Midwest, go figure. What does a bacon martini involve?
Thanks for stopping by, and looking forward to that guest post:)
@Chris D.
Dude, its booze…of COURSE you can cook with it! Than again, why waste good booze on food?
@Philtron3030 I think it’s delicious in the one-of-a-kind, only-in-a-dive-bar sort of way! They do their own bacon “infusion” so basically it’s a vat of vodka that they put tiny bits of bacon in and let it sit on the shelf. What’s really special is when you are so lucky to have gotten a tiny little piece in your glass.
On a different note, they make some pretty damned good bloody mary’s for a dive bar, and you can request the bacon vodka to be used in those, I’m sure. If you ever visit Vegas I’ll take you out for a free drink. Or better yet, I will get somebody else to take us out for free drinks
It occurred to me today…
Bakon Vodka, Protein, and eggs.
Get huge whilst getting hammered.
Now I’m on to something.
@Christopher
Putting actual bacon bits in the vodka is a deal changer, hands down. Anything with real bacon in it, Im 100% backing!
@13
Be careful, vodka may lead you to believe your bigger than you think:)
Bacon vodka? Sounds like the drink of a sex panther.
so you know it’s good?
Nope. But it has alcohol, and is meat-flavored, which is usually the indicator of great things.
Oh Sal, how I missed you!
And lets be honest, you basically love the meat:)
I have missed you as well! And yes, I have a major tingle in my no-no parts for all things manly. Meat = manly, so it is to be loved, and worshipped with the proper pomp and circumstance.
This is why I love you…take notes ladies
hey drink hustla… how might someone get in contact with you?
-=- christopher