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I love the Russians!

According to the Huffington Post, a Russian professor has created a way to condense alcohol into pill form.  That’s correct, booze in a pill!

I actually thought of this idea years ago, but was to busy drinking to actually follow through…

Evgeny Moskalev is the bad ass Russian who developed booze pills.  Leave it to a Russian to devise a plan that makes drinking virtually undetectable.  Pop a few down the hatch and your off to Rockstar stardom…can you imagine the possibilities?

Think how blind drunk you could get at work, without ANYONE noticing!  Now that’s what I call “Ninja Drinking.”

Virtually any booze can be made into pill form.  Vodka, bourbon, beer, and wine are all possibilities.  Enjoy your favorite booze right there in the cubicle without the hassle of clanking glass bottles.  That’s fucking incredible!

Evgeny also claims to make the pills up to 96% alcohol.  That puts most home made moonshine to shame…

There is one major concern, what if someone swallows the entire box?  Can you imagine the rate of overdose?  The professors argument states the pills give people the ability to correctly dose how much to drink.

Think about how retarded that is…Have you ever went out and decided “I am only going to drink 43.7 beers tonight?”  No, you keep crushing drinks until you:

• Projectile vomit the Crave Case you just dominated in under 7 minutes
• Pass out under your grandmother’s kitchen table
• End up sleeping with Princess Fiona from Shrek

What do you guys think?  Are booze pills a dangerously awesome idea?

Tags: alcohol pills, booze, boozing at work, drinking, I totally forgive the cold war, pills, Russians are genius, science

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