Comments on: Top 5 Holiday Drinks Santa would rather have than Milk

By: sal

sal — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:35:26 +0000

Nope, I’ve never got all cuhrazy on some absinthe. Hallucinations and all that? Not my thing.

But if you’re saying that I should drink it with the promise of that unicorn, then, I will.

By: Philtron3030

Philtron3030 — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:56:12 +0000

Have you actually tried Absinthe? It taste like Sambuca threw up on Jager.

But in return for a diamond unicorn, its probably worth it…

By: sal

sal — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:01:56 +0000

To steal a quote from ‘Family Guy’ : “The broken capillaries in your nose bely your wisdom.” And Santa’s got ‘em. He has the nose of a man who’s been sucker punched by that dark liquor.

I’d probably leave Santa with the leftover bottle of absinthe my brother has, and maybe he’ll leave me a diamond encrusted unicorn. Fair trade.