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Why would anyone want to roll as deep as Wu-tang?
There are close to 50 dudes at any given point! It’s a force to be reckoned with, imagine the possibilities.
Wu-Tang Clan ain’t nuttin to fuck with for this exact reason. Below are the top 5 benefits of rolling deep in the club:
Power in Numbers
Ever had some Jersey Shore d-bag pick a fight with you? Did you look at someone wrong?
Who CARES! You got 50 dudes that have your back. Bringing a whole new meaning to the saying “you and what army?”
Ummm, the 50 fucking hard hitting dudes standing behind me? That’s an army to ensure you are never messed with.
Nobody rolls deeper than Wu-Tang, nobody. Take notes ten-shoe…
Free Shot Domination
I once wrote a similar post here. The power in numbers greatly increases your chance of someone buying your drinks.
Multiply that by a steady drinking buffer and you have drink buying madness.
Going to the bar with one buddy ensures 1 free drink. Going to the club with 50 bad ass dudes = free drink domination.
Leader of your Tribe
A significantly attractive trait to females in evolutionary psychology is the “leader of the tribe.”
Portray to the rest of the club that this is your tribe, and you are their leader. Watch women start throwing themselves under the power.
It’s quite fucking bizarre actually, but it works. Our primitive minds still follow old laws of attraction. The leader of a tribe has access to the most resources, which ultimately increases chances of survival.
Walk in front of your tribe. Be the first in every door. Move slower. You will see your confidence literally transform before the eyes of the club.
Side Note: Watch for Cougars, they are exceptionally attracted to tribe leaders. Equip yourself with a taser and bull whip…which doubles as kinky cougar fun.
Raekwon Will Eat You…
It’s no secret, Raekwon is a hungry son of a bitch. The power of numbers is a similar tactic large schools of fish use.
If you are alone, Raekwon will eat you.
In a school of 50 dudes, your chances of surviving an encounter with that fat bastard greatly increase.
V.I.P Works 60% of the Time, Every Time…
Think about splitting the cost of VIP between 50 dudes? It’s like $5 a head to be ballinger for the night!
Grey Goose? Serve it up, I’ve got 5 on it. Classy backup dancers? No prob.
No wonder those dudes always seemed loaded with cash…
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Awesome. I’m ready to roll fitty deep.
HAHA…well there are really only 9 original members. But if you count all the affiliates the number is close to 50.
That’s an insane crew to run with, guess we all can’t be hardcore rappers
This post has inspired me to “diversify ma bonds….”
My favorite thing to say to people pounding back beers is “Slow down, Wu-Tang!”