“A couple weekends ago my roommate, “Squirrel” (who is the king of online vagina), set up a MILF run at a local cougar den.
Squirrel, holding up his reputation, lined up 3 cougars looking for a night out on the young pole. Which meant we picked up a third wingman, “Frat” to head up the 3 on 3.
Carnival recently announced that it will be offering a “Cougar Cruise” come December. We at The Mad Olive could not be thrilled enough, but it draws many questions:
Really, the list could go on for days. ..
Price is looking at around $125 a head for 3 days at sea. Not a bad price to pay for trophy game. Although the National Cougar Convention was only $15 at the door…word of advice: get in now before these coug-a-thons start charging premiums. Good luck guys!
This post was sent to us from up North, thank you for the awesome article!
Cougars have been around for years. In fact, they’re pretty much the definition of yesterday’s news. While landing a cougar may be the peak of the night for some, I’ve found that that this “Cougar fad” has much more potential than the swapping of DNA.
Here are a few tips to help maximize your cougar experience…
