Archive for the ‘General’ Category
A Friendly Reminder From The Mad Olive…
Monday, January 4th, 2010
Can You Out Drink The Incredible Hulk?
Saturday, November 7th, 2009
Can you out drink The Incredible Hulk?
This is a challenge worthy of some heavy hitter drinkers. The Hulk is one mean green drinking machine. Could you imagine him crushing cases of Budweiser at incredible speeds?
Here at The Mad Olive, we like to consider ourselves worthy of this challenge.
Why Happy Hour Should Last Until 8pm
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
Do you love Happy Hour? Does it ever last long enough?
What if the drinking gods granted one more hour? One more precious hour to crush 2-for-1 bottles…
Instead, the greedy bastards slam down the flood gates by 7pm. Do you think Happy Hour should last until 8pm?
Read On…
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A Quick Message To Our Readers…
Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
Dear Mad Olive Readers,
(insert fake tears and softness)
1. We appreciate everyone who supports The Mad Olive. Thank you so much for everything. If you promise to keep reading, we promise to keep writing. Once again, Thank You.
2. Do not be afraid to leave comments. We love to hear from you guys! Post anonymous if need be. Keep them coming…
3. Located at the header of The Mad Olive is our “We Want Your Stories Tab” in bright fucking yellow. Yes, its true, we want all of your stories. That is the most popular topic on The Mad Olive. Don’t be afraid to send them to us. In return, we may offer sexual favors…
Remember: Your stories are completely anonymous, always.
4. If a post rocks your face off, don’t be afraid to share it. There are links for Stumbleupon, Facebook, Twitter, Digg, Delicious, etc etc at the bottom of each post. ReTweet us. Share the love with the world.
To all those who rock, keep rocking…and look for a new post later today!
Peace,
The Mad Olive
Day 1: Penis in a Bottle!
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
Don’t act like you have never been curious. Curious about what? Penis Pills of course! Here at The Mad Olive we are doing the research ourselves, so you guys don’t have to.
We recently stole a 30-day prescription of Extendz male enhancement. This is supposedly going to make our wieners massive…as if they weren’t big enough.
We will randomly keep you scientifically updated over the next 30 days about any growth. Yes, you heard it first hand Mad Olive readers, its penis pumping time!
Anyone out there more experienced with this product? We need a few questions answered:
- Can you drink on top of them?
- Does drinking slow penis growth?
- Will drinking Tequila on them make your wiener massive?
That’s really about all we need to know.
*Disclaimer: NASA approves this study, so you know it’s good…we are in no way affiliated with Extendz, that’s just creepy.
4 Quick Tips on Getting Social
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009
4 quick tips on getting social from one of our readers…
“I’ve been thinking about some of my stories from around the world. Nothing about “great moments in hook up history” worthy. Most of the time when I go out it’s social and I never try to meet people, it just happens. I do have a few tips on being social; and a lot more on getting hammered.
1. Always carry a camera, and ask a girl to take a picture of your group. This always leads to a picture with her and a conversation.
2. Try being someone you’re not.
3. No matter how bad of a dancer you are (and I’m not that good) always dance.
4. Calling a girl out on not being social is an easy way to meet her. She’s not being socially outgoing so you can dominate the situation.”
Our Thoughts…
- Cameras = Good, Video = Creepy
- Try a Nascar Driver or Pro Volleyball Player
- We beg to differ, dancing puts yourself out there. Yes, it shows confidence. NO, it does not look cool…
- Example opener: “Wow, you talk too much” and smile