“It seemed to be a regular St. Paddy’s day. Waking up extra early to slam green beer and watch a boring ass parade. Which ultimately results in slamming Irish Whiskey for all the green bastards out there.
After daily festivities had passed, we hit the local dive bar. Three chicks and three dudes. Perfect scenario right? Let me digress…
Santa is a cowboy, and cowboys don’t drink fucking milk.
Every year we shove milk down the poor guys throat, have you ever seen Jackass? Down a gallon of milk and your blowing chunks like Garth from Wayne’s World.
Don’t you think the big guy enjoys himself a cocktail? I would feel much better flying around the world if I could slam whiskey at each house.
Below are the top 5 drinks you should serve Santa this Christmas:
“After this year, I have a new found love for Halloween.
The crew consisted of some buddies of mine. We all threw together makeshift costumes from around the house and went out. I wore my suit and went as “The Bachelor” from ABC. I know, real gay…
“A couple weekends ago my roommate, “Squirrel” (who is the king of online vagina), set up a MILF run at a local cougar den.
Squirrel, holding up his reputation, lined up 3 cougars looking for a night out on the young pole. Which meant we picked up a third wingman, “Frat” to head up the 3 on 3.
“We are at a local bar watching LSU play Florida. Big game of the year, and everyone is drinking their faces off, AWESOME!
What happens when you drink? What goes in must come out…but we have a slight problem. The bathroom in the bar is out of commission. This lead to the events that followed…
