Archive for the ‘Tips and Tricks’ Category

How to Drink Heavily at Different Sporting Events

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Real Quick:  I apologize for denying you guys last week.  It was the holidays, and I had serious writers block.  Without further ado…lets get it cranking:)

Do you attend sporting events? Hot dogs, pretzels, skanky women, and of course – BEER!

What more could a guy ask for?  Obvious answer would be two women at one time…while watching the Superbowl.  But that’s a whole different post.

Lets be honest, each sporting event deserves a different drinking etiquette.  Unless you’re the type that says fuck it and pounds through each inning like boxed wine at a bridal shower.

Here’s how you should pace yourself at each different sporting events:

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Tips for when a Woman asks: “What do you do for a Living?”

Monday, November 16th, 2009


“What do you do for a living?”

That dreaded, why do you care, pointless, social robotic question is the base of meeting new people.

Do you think people REALLY care?  Or are they just making conversation?

When women ask this question, they have different motives.  Upon meeting guys they start testing for social status.  Your job being one of them…

Here are 3 quick tips on answering that dreaded question:
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Top 5 Cheap Wines under $10

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Do you have a brand?  A go-to wine?

We won’t claim to be wine connoisseurs, but  rest assured we know cheap wines under $10.  Remember that price does not always reflect quality when it comes to wine.

Here is a quick list to impress the ladies with your wine skills…

1.  Bogle Chardonnay

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How to Properly Pour a Beer Bong

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Nothing is worse than waiting on head…

We have all been there, some flunkee cracks a sweet brew and just dumps it in.  Leaving mounds of foam in the destruction.

How long did you wait to bong a beer?  Now your waiting on a terrible pour?  Who’s running this camel race?

The Mad Olive has TONS of experience in bonging beers.  We’ve seen it all…

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Is The 3-Day Rule Too Long?

Monday, October 26th, 2009

Some douchebag once waited 3 days to call a woman.  Living out his douchebaggery, this man also decided to make this a rule.

The 3-Day Rule is a decent rule of thumb, but not religion.  Play things by ear.  Is she digging you?  Did she jump your bones?  Could you have laid her in an Arby’s Bathroom (nothing like slapping Horsey Sauce on that ass)?

Below are tips regarding The 3-Day Rule.  Which brings up an interesting discussion.  But first we must ask the question:

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Man Secret: Women Love Haunted Houses

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Its officially Haunted House Season.  Similar to Wedding Season, only your not rip down drunk singing Love Shack with 4 bridesmaids.

None the less, haunted houses make the best date EVER!  Dont believe us?  We put together 5 reasons to never doubt The Mad Olive.

5 Reasons Haunted Houses Make the Best Date EVER:

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