Its Gameday, the bar is slammed, and your thirsty…how do you out wit the competition in fighting for drink supremacy? Getting the bar tenders attention is going to take some ninja skills. Get up there and fight for your right to partay!
Archive for the ‘Tips and Tricks’ Category
Perfect The Art of the Glance…
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
A TRICKY topic most men FAIL at.
Go to twitter, search “creepy staring.” Its full of trending topics about men staring at beautiful breast…we understand, you love beautiful breast. Victoria Secret, doubled sided tape, and sluts (God bless them) all contribute to this behavior. Bottom Line Guys: Its flat out creepy to get caught staring…
Below are 5 Steps to inconspicuous tittay glancing:
Top 10 Ways to NOT be Creepy
Sunday, October 11th, 2009
It has been brought to the attention by many female colleagues that men can be totally creepy. Look dudes, just because she kindly gave you her number, doesn’t mean she wants 53 calls over the weekend. Your probably not even high enough on the social ladder to deserve a Friday or Saturday night. We got your remedy…
The Mad Olive constructed 10 ways on How To Not Be Creepy:
Why You Should Be Friends With The Village People
Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
“Homophobia: irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals”
This is a concept we never understood. What’s scary about gay dudes? They smell vagina all over you, therefore 98% of the time they will not hit on you. So there is nothing to worry about. Quit being a fag and meet some gay dudes. Below are the top 5 reasons why you should friend a gay dude:
Conversation Piece: What is Your PornStar Name?
Friday, September 25th, 2009
Do you have an inner Pornstar? Lets talk about it, more importantly: What is your Pornstar name? This silly conversational piece has been a debate for ages now. Once upon a time, some idiot made up a tactic to determine this. Combine the name of your first pet and street address. Under this remarkable formula we get:
Fritz HH (Not a kick-you-in-the-face-awesome Pornstar name)
Here at The Mad Olive, we believe your porn name should be unique. You dont want to settle for the ole’ Rocky Roads, Debbie Deepthroat, or Judy Juggs. Naw, we need something classy…Below are some tips to give yourself the perfect Pornstar name.
What To Do When A Woman Asks “Will You Buy Me A Drink?”
Sunday, September 20th, 2009
*Disclaimer: This rule is true most of the time, use your best judgment…
Ahhhh…The age old question: “Buy me a drink?” There are things going on here guys, which could mean:
- She is testing you
- She is really really thirsty
- She left her Visa at home
- She has a problem
- She forgot this is a bar, and you have to pay for drinks here
- She would like to be boozed up before deciding to follow you home