I’ll admit – I’d give Brad Pitt a mean HJ in Fight Club (no homo). He’s everything you’re not. He looks like you wanna look, fucks like you wanna fuck, is smart, capable, and most importantly, free in all the ways you are not. In other words, Brad Pitt is the ultimate bro.
A superstar actor cut beyond belief that dates the hottest chicks on the planet. Millions of women want him, and thousands of men envy him. Hell I just admittedly offered to give him a free HJ – who wouldn’t want to be him?
The sad reality is most guys will never be Brad Pitt. Here are 7 reasons why:
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We all know that guy. He’s rocking new Nike Shocks and sweet Frat-bands on both wrists. It’s Thursday night which means one thing: Coed Flag Football.
In effort to re-live college intramurals, he rips off his Adidas warm-ups and starts sprinting sidelines.
Kicking, stretching, and 100% focused.
He’s the man braugh. He’s crushing bitches in the backfield all night. He’s got your number. He’s Mr. Thursday Night Coed Sports Dominator…
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Last month I wrote what your girlfriend doesn’t want for Valentine’s Day. As the holiday nears, it’s only appropriate to cover what she actually does want.
Most stores are painted with pink balloons, red hearts, and giant fluffy teddy bears. The fragrance of love dances through the air while couples silently renew vows and speak love languages. Isn’t nestling by a warm fire with hot chocolate and your special someone really what Valentines is all about? To chicks, totally…
In reality – chocolate is only good in stout beer, punt kicking teddy bears rocks, and single drunk chicks are easy on Valentine’s Day. If you’re like me, you haven’t even begun shopping. Who cares right? Slap a dozen roses on the CC and buy that chick a draaank!
As guys we could care less, but women appreciate Valentine’s Day. Of course there’s jaded chicks who denounce the holiday but that’s mainly bull shit. In reality, she wants to feel special. She wants your time to show you care. Have you considered buying a pony?
It’s proven women love ponies and Valentine’s Day. Since you love her also, you should do something special. Here are 10 unique Valentine’s Day gifts:
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It’s 5:30pm and you arrive to a local favorite for happy hour. It’s time to relax after your boss screaming down your throat all day.
After chatting with coworkers, you casually visit the bar for a cold Budweiser. At the end of the bar, a striking blond with voluptuous curves appears out the corner of your eye. Every guy in that bar is staring at her – every guy knows she’s banging.
After mustering the courage, you casually make eye contact and she smiles. Taking that as an invite, you introduce yourself – carefully straying from cheesy pickup lines. You two start chatting and then like lightning she strikes! “Care to buy me a drink?”
What do you do? Pull out your wallet and blindly hand over your credit card? Do you have any balls?
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For us guys, belly fat is a problem. Carrying around a spare tire can be unattractive and difficult to lose. Fear not young bucks, we’ve got quick solutions to tackle that troublesome gut!
Let’s face a hard realization:
You cannot directly target belly fat
No amount of sit-ups, crunches, lunges, or squats will melt away fat. Building a solid core is important, but a layer of fat still makes you look like The Pillsbury Doughboy. Burning fat takes time, hard work, and consistency – nothing happens overnight. Here are some tips to help you blast away belly fat:
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You see it every day, those guys in the gym who lift religiously. They never lose that gut, never rip out, and never achieve results. You are not that guy. After reading this, we will teach you what those guys are doing wrong, and how to do the opposite.
You know those guys, the ones who spend countless hours at the gym putting in “face-time.” They talk shop with every guy, plateau quickly, and order smoothies between sets. After months of lifting they’re baffled at lack of results.
To achieve real results, you have to work hard. Putting in “face-time” is no way to get ripped. Here’s 6 tips to help achieve real results and get ripped at the gym:
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It’s no secret, women love Valentine’s Day. For us guys sappy cards, pink teddy bears, and chocolate covered strawberries make cash registers “cha-ching” in our heads. Can you feel your wallet getting lighter?
To impress your lover, do something special this Valentine’s. I can’t give you the perfect gift idea, but I can tell you what NOT to buy.
Remember scrambling last Feb. 13th for a last minute gift? Making dinner reservations? Planning ahead?
You might be thinking “Psht…I’m romantic and spontaneous!” Which translates to “I’ve been drinking since Feb 1st and don’t have a clue?”
I understand, you’re life is too busy for romance. To make life easy let’s eliminate the 10 things your girlfriend doesn’t want for Valentine’s Day:
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It’s a Battle Royale Cage Match tonight. She’s heated and bitching about every little nuance, mistake, or stupid decision you’ve ever made. You can’t do anything right. You party too much. You don’t care, you never did. You’re only concerned with yourself and not OUR future. Whatever it may be, the shit has officially hit the fan.
In your eyes, she’s bat shit crazy. This makes no sense – it’s totally illogical and irrational. Where did ALL this even come from? Nothing THAT bad has happened. You didn’t cheat on her, you still love her, yet all you can think about is leaving her. You can’t deal with it anymore. Psycho woman has finally pushed her last button, do you really deserve this?
Ever found yourself in this situation? Maybe it’s an extreme example, but I bet you can relate. Most couples have their bouts, it’s healthy, but there’s a point when fighting becomes unhealthy. How do you stop? How do you make things right?
Below are 5 tips to stop fighting with your girlfriend:
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