This Saturday marks Halloween 2009. Yes friends, the sluttiest day of the year where dressing like a gigantic drunken panda is completely bad ass. Which brings us to our discussion:
Name the most AMAZING Halloween costumes EVER?
Here are some tasteful costumes from The Mad Olive:
Do you love Happy Hour? Does it ever last long enough?
What if the drinking gods granted one more hour? One more precious hour to crush 2-for-1 bottles…
Instead, the greedy bastards slam down the flood gates by 7pm. Do you think Happy Hour should last until 8pm?
Read On…
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Some douchebag once waited 3 days to call a woman. Living out his douchebaggery, this man also decided to make this a rule.
The 3-Day Rule is a decent rule of thumb, but not religion. Play things by ear. Is she digging you? Did she jump your bones? Could you have laid her in an Arby’s Bathroom (nothing like slapping Horsey Sauce on that ass)?
Below are tips regarding The 3-Day Rule. Which brings up an interesting discussion. But first we must ask the question:
“A couple weekends ago my roommate, “Squirrel” (who is the king of online vagina), set up a MILF run at a local cougar den.
Squirrel, holding up his reputation, lined up 3 cougars looking for a night out on the young pole. Which meant we picked up a third wingman, “Frat” to head up the 3 on 3.
(insert fake tears and softness)
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Its officially Haunted House Season. Similar to Wedding Season, only your not rip down drunk singing Love Shack with 4 bridesmaids.
None the less, haunted houses make the best date EVER! Dont believe us? We put together 5 reasons to never doubt The Mad Olive.
5 Reasons Haunted Houses Make the Best Date EVER: