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How to Drink Heavily at Different Sporting Events

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Real Quick:  I apologize for denying you guys last week.  It was the holidays, and I had serious writers block.  Without further ado…lets get it cranking:)

Do you attend sporting events? Hot dogs, pretzels, skanky women, and of course – BEER!

What more could a guy ask for?  Obvious answer would be two women at one time…while watching the Superbowl.  But that’s a whole different post.

Lets be honest, each sporting event deserves a different drinking etiquette.  Unless you’re the type that says fuck it and pounds through each inning like boxed wine at a bridal shower.

Here’s how you should pace yourself at each different sporting events:

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