Posts Tagged ‘drink hustling’

Top 5 Cheap Wines under $10

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Do you have a brand?  A go-to wine?

We won’t claim to be wine connoisseurs, but  rest assured we know cheap wines under $10.  Remember that price does not always reflect quality when it comes to wine.

Here is a quick list to impress the ladies with your wine skills…

1.  Bogle Chardonnay

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How To Get Served in a Crowded Bar…

Monday, October 19th, 2009

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Its Gameday, the bar is slammed, and your thirsty…how do you out wit the competition in fighting for drink supremacy?  Getting the bar tenders attention is going to take some ninja skills.  Get up there and fight for your right to partay!

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Can You Out Drink Andre the Giant?

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

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The Mad Olive’s Tribute to the ultimate man in drink hustling: Andre the Giant

I recently enjoyed this incredible article about Andre the Giant.  Weighing in close to 500lbs and over 7ft tall, Andre walked this Earth towering over mere mortals.   Not only is his size mammoth, so was his appetite for booze!  Which draws the question:  Can anyone out drink Andre the Giant?

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Another Lonely Night Courtesy of Skoal

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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Sent to us from Columbia, MO…ENJOY!

“Chew, a pinch, a snus, a lipper, a dipper, Cope, Griz, a long cut dessert, a fatty-boom-batty, lip-otine, a chaw, a Chesapeake cheeker, a snuff, a chewski, a lip cookie, a dipsy doodle, a wad. Call it whatever you like, but smokeless tobacco is the bee’s knees for 2 reasons:

  1. Nicotine is the bomb-diggity
  2. Dippers aren’t persecuted like smokers*

* Assuming you’re inconspicuous about it.

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Why You Should Make “Norm” Your Best Friend

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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Remember Norm Peterson from Cheers?  The same guy,  same bar, same bar stool…every night.  Sometimes, we all want to go where everyone knows our name…

Norm was considered a local on the sitcom, which every bar has.  There are advantages to befriending these people.  Here are 5 advantages to becoming friends with locals:

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