“It seemed to be a regular St. Paddy’s day. Waking up extra early to slam green beer and watch a boring ass parade. Which ultimately results in slamming Irish Whiskey for all the green bastards out there.
After daily festivities had passed, we hit the local dive bar. Three chicks and three dudes. Perfect scenario right? Let me digress…
Santa is a cowboy, and cowboys don’t drink fucking milk.
Every year we shove milk down the poor guys throat, have you ever seen Jackass? Down a gallon of milk and your blowing chunks like Garth from Wayne’s World.
Don’t you think the big guy enjoys himself a cocktail? I would feel much better flying around the world if I could slam whiskey at each house.
Below are the top 5 drinks you should serve Santa this Christmas:
I love the Russians!
According to the Huffington Post, a Russian professor has created a way to condense alcohol into pill form. That’s correct, booze in a pill!
I actually thought of this idea years ago, but was to busy drinking to actually follow through…
Real Quick: I apologize for denying you guys last week. It was the holidays, and I had serious writers block. Without further ado…lets get it cranking:)
Do you attend sporting events? Hot dogs, pretzels, skanky women, and of course – BEER!
What more could a guy ask for? Obvious answer would be two women at one time…while watching the Superbowl. But that’s a whole different post.
Lets be honest, each sporting event deserves a different drinking etiquette. Unless you’re the type that says fuck it and pounds through each inning like boxed wine at a bridal shower.
Here’s how you should pace yourself at each different sporting events:
Nothing is worse than waiting on head…
We have all been there, some flunkee cracks a sweet brew and just dumps it in. Leaving mounds of foam in the destruction.
How long did you wait to bong a beer? Now your waiting on a terrible pour? Who’s running this camel race?
The Mad Olive has TONS of experience in bonging beers. We’ve seen it all…
Do you love Happy Hour? Does it ever last long enough?
What if the drinking gods granted one more hour? One more precious hour to crush 2-for-1 bottles…
Instead, the greedy bastards slam down the flood gates by 7pm. Do you think Happy Hour should last until 8pm?
Read On…
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