Posts Tagged ‘extendz’

Day 10: Penis in a Bottle

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

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UPDATE:  Nothing to update…

10 days ago began the Extendz Penis Challenge.  This means we are 1/3 finished with the experiment.

TOTAL GROWTH = NOTHING

In order for our wieners to touch the floor, this experiment is gonna have to take off.  Extendz promises an increase in width and size.  So far this promise sucks balls.

In the name of science and NASA testing, The Mad Olive will continue forward with the experiment.  Hell, it hasn’t fallen off yet, so thats promising.

Disclaimer:  We are not affiliated with this product.  So far, The Mad Olive would never endorse some bullshit penis product.  Unless in the next 20 days our wieners touch the floor.

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Day 1: Penis in a Bottle!

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

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Don’t act like you have never been curious.  Curious about what?  Penis Pills of course!  Here at The Mad Olive we are doing the research ourselves, so you guys don’t have to.

We recently stole a 30-day prescription of Extendz male enhancement.  This is supposedly going to make our wieners massive…as if they weren’t big enough.

We will randomly keep you scientifically updated over the next 30 days about any growth.  Yes, you heard it first hand Mad Olive readers, its penis pumping time!

Anyone out there more experienced with this product?  We need a few questions answered:

  • Can you drink on top of them?
  • Does drinking slow penis growth?
  • Will drinking Tequila on them make your wiener massive?

That’s really about all we need to know.

*Disclaimer: NASA approves this study, so you know it’s good…we are in no way affiliated with Extendz, that’s just creepy.

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