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Top 10 Gifts Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Want for Valentine’s Day


It’s no secret, women love Valentine’s Day.  For us guys sappy cards, pink teddy bears, and chocolate covered strawberries make cash registers “cha-ching” in our heads.  Can you feel your wallet getting lighter?

To impress your lover, do something special this Valentine’s.  I can’t give you the perfect gift idea, but I can tell you what NOT to buy.

Remember scrambling last Feb. 13th for a last minute gift?  Making dinner reservations?  Planning ahead?

You might be thinking “Psht…I’m romantic and spontaneous!”  Which translates to “I’ve been drinking since Feb 1st and don’t have a clue?”

I understand, you’re life is too busy for romance.  To make life easy let’s eliminate the 10 things your girlfriend doesn’t want for Valentine’s Day:

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