Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Are you a Level 80 Drinking Wizard?

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

It’s The Mad Olive Drinking Game Day!

Do you have the skills to conquer wizard stardom?  Are you a level 80 drinking wizard?

Welcome to the glorious drinking game called “Wisest Wizard.”  Here’s what you will need:

  • Two People
  • Canned Beverages
  • 1 Roll Duct Tape
  • Hard Liquor
  • 1 Shot Glass per Player

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Why Happy Hour Should Last Until 8pm

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

Do you love Happy Hour?  Does it ever last long enough?

What if the drinking gods granted one more hour?  One more precious hour to crush 2-for-1 bottles…

Instead, the greedy bastards slam down the flood gates by 7pm.  Do you think Happy Hour should last until 8pm?

Read On…

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Health Benefits: The Most Important Perk of Cougar Hunting

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Sent to us from the West Coast…Enjoy!

“A couple weekends ago my roommate, “Squirrel” (who is the king of online vagina), set up a MILF run at a local cougar den.

Squirrel, holding up his reputation, lined up 3 cougars looking for a night out on the young pole.  Which meant we picked up a third wingman, “Frat” to head up the 3 on 3.

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Man Secret: Women Love Haunted Houses

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Its officially Haunted House Season.  Similar to Wedding Season, only your not rip down drunk singing Love Shack with 4 bridesmaids.

None the less, haunted houses make the best date EVER!  Dont believe us?  We put together 5 reasons to never doubt The Mad Olive.

5 Reasons Haunted Houses Make the Best Date EVER:

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How To Get Served in a Crowded Bar…

Monday, October 19th, 2009

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Its Gameday, the bar is slammed, and your thirsty…how do you out wit the competition in fighting for drink supremacy?  Getting the bar tenders attention is going to take some ninja skills.  Get up there and fight for your right to partay!

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Part II: The Story Hustling Contest Finale!

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

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Welcome to Part II of The Story Hustling Contest.  Read Part I here.  This is from Sally-Sal…ENJOY!

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