Posts Tagged ‘happy hour’

Man Tip: Never Buy Her Drinks

It’s 5:30pm and you arrive to a local favorite for happy hour.  It’s time to relax after your boss screaming down your throat all day.

After chatting with coworkers, you casually visit the bar for a cold Budweiser.  At the end of the bar, a striking blond with voluptuous curves appears out the corner of your eye.  Every guy in that bar is staring at her – every guy knows she’s banging.

After mustering the courage, you casually make eye contact and she smiles.  Taking that as an invite, you introduce yourself – carefully straying from cheesy pickup lines.  You two start chatting and then like lightning she strikes!  “Care to buy me a drink?”

What do you do?  Pull out your wallet and blindly hand over your credit card?  Do you have any balls?

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