Nothing is worse than waiting on head…
We have all been there, some flunkee cracks a sweet brew and just dumps it in. Leaving mounds of foam in the destruction.
How long did you wait to bong a beer? Now your waiting on a terrible pour? Who’s running this camel race?
The Mad Olive has TONS of experience in bonging beers. We’ve seen it all…
Its Gameday, the bar is slammed, and your thirsty…how do you out wit the competition in fighting for drink supremacy? Getting the bar tenders attention is going to take some ninja skills. Get up there and fight for your right to partay!
It has been brought to the attention by many female colleagues that men can be totally creepy. Look dudes, just because she kindly gave you her number, doesn’t mean she wants 53 calls over the weekend. Your probably not even high enough on the social ladder to deserve a Friday or Saturday night. We got your remedy…
The Mad Olive constructed 10 ways on How To Not Be Creepy:
“The photo shown was taken last night at a local bar in KC where they have a Thurs 2 for 1 special and karaoke. I was absolutely floored when I ordered my first drink, a double Gentleman Jack on the rocks. This was what I was presented with. Needless to say, the bartender had earned her tip for the night. So this brings me to another topic…when is mad olive going to drop some knowledge on surviving hangovers for the 25 and older crowd?”
First off, we commence you on stepping up to Gentleman Jack…you are classy. For a sipping whiskey, you made sure to turn this into a chugging event. Which is quadruple domination…even more class. Refer to #12 of the 86 Rules of Boozing.
The Question:
Is it possible to cure a hangover after drinking this much whiskey? We are baffled…comment below if you guys have any tips!
So your dumb ass went out on a Wednesday night for happy hour. Next thing you know, its 2am and your still pounding shots completely oblivious about being to work in 6 hours. What does this mean? Your going to be hungover in a massive way! Congrats, you are more party than the next guy…
Monday domination comes with its repercussions…so we devised some tricks of the trade to fake a hangover. Note: FAKE not cure…the best cure for a hangover is to not drink. But that’s stupid advice in itself, if you cant make it, fake it!
Yes, I am going there. At some point in your life you will be forced into the decision of picking wine. Unless you
A) Don’t like girls
B) Prefer to play World of Warcraft in your free time
For the majority of us, scoring a date and taking a woman to dinner will involve wine at some point. No time like the present for a crash course, buckle your chin straps and let’s gets this over as painlessly as possible.
For simplification purposes, there are two types of wine: Red and White.