Posts Tagged ‘science’

How to Booze at Work Without Getting Fired

Monday, December 7th, 2009

I love the Russians!

According to the Huffington Post, a Russian professor has created a way to condense alcohol into pill form.  That’s correct, booze in a pill!

I actually thought of this idea years ago, but was to busy drinking to actually follow through…

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Day 10: Penis in a Bottle

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

tape-measure

UPDATE:  Nothing to update…

10 days ago began the Extendz Penis Challenge.  This means we are 1/3 finished with the experiment.

TOTAL GROWTH = NOTHING

In order for our wieners to touch the floor, this experiment is gonna have to take off.  Extendz promises an increase in width and size.  So far this promise sucks balls.

In the name of science and NASA testing, The Mad Olive will continue forward with the experiment.  Hell, it hasn’t fallen off yet, so thats promising.

Disclaimer:  We are not affiliated with this product.  So far, The Mad Olive would never endorse some bullshit penis product.  Unless in the next 20 days our wieners touch the floor.