Dear Mad Olive Readers,
(insert fake tears and softness)
1. We appreciate everyone who supports The Mad Olive. Thank you so much for everything. If you promise to keep reading, we promise to keep writing. Once again, Thank You.
2. Do not be afraid to leave comments. We love to hear from you guys! Post anonymous if need be. Keep them coming…
3. Located at the header of The Mad Olive is our “We Want Your Stories Tab” in bright fucking yellow. Yes, its true, we want all of your stories. That is the most popular topic on The Mad Olive. Don’t be afraid to send them to us. In return, we may offer sexual favors…
Remember: Your stories are completely anonymous, always.
4. If a post rocks your face off, don’t be afraid to share it. There are links for Stumbleupon, Facebook, Twitter, Digg, Delicious, etc etc at the bottom of each post. ReTweet us. Share the love with the world.
To all those who rock, keep rocking…and look for a new post later today!
Peace,
The Mad Olive