Do you have a brand? A go-to wine?
We won’t claim to be wine connoisseurs, but rest assured we know cheap wines under $10. Remember that price does not always reflect quality when it comes to wine.
Here is a quick list to impress the ladies with your wine skills…
Nothing is worse than waiting on head…
We have all been there, some flunkee cracks a sweet brew and just dumps it in. Leaving mounds of foam in the destruction.
How long did you wait to bong a beer? Now your waiting on a terrible pour? Who’s running this camel race?
The Mad Olive has TONS of experience in bonging beers. We’ve seen it all…
Its Gameday, the bar is slammed, and your thirsty…how do you out wit the competition in fighting for drink supremacy? Getting the bar tenders attention is going to take some ninja skills. Get up there and fight for your right to partay!
It has been brought to the attention by many female colleagues that men can be totally creepy. Look dudes, just because she kindly gave you her number, doesn’t mean she wants 53 calls over the weekend. Your probably not even high enough on the social ladder to deserve a Friday or Saturday night. We got your remedy…
The Mad Olive constructed 10 ways on How To Not Be Creepy:
*Disclaimer: This rule is true most of the time, use your best judgment…
Ahhhh…The age old question: “Buy me a drink?” There are things going on here guys, which could mean:
“The photo shown was taken last night at a local bar in KC where they have a Thurs 2 for 1 special and karaoke. I was absolutely floored when I ordered my first drink, a double Gentleman Jack on the rocks. This was what I was presented with. Needless to say, the bartender had earned her tip for the night. So this brings me to another topic…when is mad olive going to drop some knowledge on surviving hangovers for the 25 and older crowd?”
First off, we commence you on stepping up to Gentleman Jack…you are classy. For a sipping whiskey, you made sure to turn this into a chugging event. Which is quadruple domination…even more class. Refer to #12 of the 86 Rules of Boozing.
The Question:
Is it possible to cure a hangover after drinking this much whiskey? We are baffled…comment below if you guys have any tips!