Santa is a cowboy, and cowboys don’t drink fucking milk.
Every year we shove milk down the poor guys throat, have you ever seen Jackass? Down a gallon of milk and your blowing chunks like Garth from Wayne’s World.
Don’t you think the big guy enjoys himself a cocktail? I would feel much better flying around the world if I could slam whiskey at each house.
Below are the top 5 drinks you should serve Santa this Christmas:
“The photo shown was taken last night at a local bar in KC where they have a Thurs 2 for 1 special and karaoke. I was absolutely floored when I ordered my first drink, a double Gentleman Jack on the rocks. This was what I was presented with. Needless to say, the bartender had earned her tip for the night. So this brings me to another topic…when is mad olive going to drop some knowledge on surviving hangovers for the 25 and older crowd?”
First off, we commence you on stepping up to Gentleman Jack…you are classy. For a sipping whiskey, you made sure to turn this into a chugging event. Which is quadruple domination…even more class. Refer to #12 of the 86 Rules of Boozing.
The Question:
Is it possible to cure a hangover after drinking this much whiskey? We are baffled…comment below if you guys have any tips!
“It was a random night, and I had just traveled home from college for winter break. Upon arriving at my parent’s house we had dinner and I started drinking. Why not? School was out, it’s a Monday, and I crush whiskey. Any problems with that?