“It seemed to be a regular St. Paddy’s day. Waking up extra early to slam green beer and watch a boring ass parade. Which ultimately results in slamming Irish Whiskey for all the green bastards out there.
After daily festivities had passed, we hit the local dive bar. Three chicks and three dudes. Perfect scenario right? Let me digress…
Santa is a cowboy, and cowboys don’t drink fucking milk.
Every year we shove milk down the poor guys throat, have you ever seen Jackass? Down a gallon of milk and your blowing chunks like Garth from Wayne’s World.
Don’t you think the big guy enjoys himself a cocktail? I would feel much better flying around the world if I could slam whiskey at each house.
Below are the top 5 drinks you should serve Santa this Christmas:
I love the Russians!
According to the Huffington Post, a Russian professor has created a way to condense alcohol into pill form. That’s correct, booze in a pill!
I actually thought of this idea years ago, but was to busy drinking to actually follow through…
Real Quick: I apologize for denying you guys last week. It was the holidays, and I had serious writers block. Without further ado…lets get it cranking:)
Do you attend sporting events? Hot dogs, pretzels, skanky women, and of course – BEER!
What more could a guy ask for? Obvious answer would be two women at one time…while watching the Superbowl. But that’s a whole different post.
Lets be honest, each sporting event deserves a different drinking etiquette. Unless you’re the type that says fuck it and pounds through each inning like boxed wine at a bridal shower.
Here’s how you should pace yourself at each different sporting events:
Have you seen this shit?
Bacon flavored vodka? Ass in a bottle?
Black Rock Spirits located in Seattle, WA are the creators of this lovely product. Quite frankly, what do you drink it with?
Look, this is the best of both worlds: Bacon and Booze. Be a man, crush that drink! Below are examples of bacon vodka drinks:
